The 5 Word Story

and the silent union rep.

also the Nottingham boys who

are all down Thoresby Pit

burrowing away like rabbits on

£1000 a week and thinking

its very dark down here

as that’s all their capable

of but at a £1000

bought their beer and ■■■■

for two days benefits paid

for three months in Skeggy

and B.M.W. in the garage

as do most with smelly

wellies that they use when

wandering through the Matlock Mudflats

and the ■■■■■■■■ cow pats

and towpaths along Runcorn Canal

and the bull- ■■■■ in Morecambe

washed-up from the Mersey Estuary

that now needs dredging as