The 5 Word Story

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our vicars name was ■■■■

and he fancied the verger

who was into choir boys

when the organist was busy

polishing his mighty big candelabra

until he ran outta’ Brasso

Instead, he used a can

with a hole in it

a bit like the organist

Always playing with his organ

which wasn’t a great size

It didn’t impress the ladies

when played in a cathederal

accompanied by the Beverley Sisters

but now theres only one

Who is in her nineties

all dried up and wrinkly

But now she’s on a…