and all got the horn
tooting loudly proclaiming freedom for
all ten day camel drivers
to take off their skiddys
when finally hitting the oasis
lead singer whos a prick
He’s having a champagne supernova
so the crew toured London
in an open topped bus
but they all sat downstairs
because it was ■■■■■■■ down
got tiffin at Buckingham Palace
not those bloody cucumber sandwiches
Corgi a la Greek - delicious
and a lady di casserole
served by a ■■■■■■■ Queen
Buck house is full o’them
with music from Phil’s Balalika
and Fergie on the fiddle
while Andrew plays silly golf …