The 5 Word Story

with properly operated haulage companies

so they end up as

bridge crunching sat nav readers

being bottom of the barrel

amongst all the leftover dregs

but brexit will cure them

by replacing them with politicians

so that they can become

as useful as chocolate fireguard

Lucky Jelly dated hot Arlene

A tattooed docker from Hamburg

with her tattoos spelled wrong

Arlene was Brendan from Derry

an alcoholic thats always merry

and recovering from Paddy’s Day

So welding chocolate was difficult

when your rod is soft

Hardened up by tempering marzipan

or a truckers Yorkie Bar

with some in cab cooking