a spot on the top
and a bogey hanging from …
down near the mop and
bucket that tony was holding…
while trying to clean up
the left over burgers what
nobody wanted to eat or…
even give away because they …
had been bought on the
Black market from a dodgy…
Russian weightlifter, who had once…
served me in lymm truckstop 
Her name was ‘Sonia’ and …
she had muscles like boulders 
and was size 15 shoes
In her spare time she…
she arm wrestled truck drivers
to sneak around the Police…
and drank ale in her
local. PINT OF STOUT PLEASE