I’m also the type of guy who doesn’t give a ■■■■, and who also tends to ‘say it as it is’ too doze.
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Difference between you and me evidently, is that I’ve learned some self preservation skills,.and I know when it’s best not to shout off opinions that could come back and severely bite me hard on the arse. 
(I’d also say that 59 is a bit old to start a stretch in Durham. …just saying.)
You have a good day too mate.