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Corona Virus Rhapsody
Is this a sore throat?
Is this just allergies?
Caught in a lock down
No escape from reality
Don’t touch your eyes
Just hand sanitize
I’m just a poor boy,
No job security
Because of easy spread,
Even though
Wash your hands,
Laying low
I look out the window,
The curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
I didn’t stay inside in bed
I walked by him, now he’s dead
Mama, life was so much fun
But now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague
Mama, ooooooh
Didn’t mean to make them die
If I’m not back to work this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if people didn’t matter
Ooooo too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mamaaaa oooooh
I don’t wanna die
I sometimes wish I never went out at all
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I see a little silhouette of a man
What a douche, what a douche
Did he even wash his hands though?
Security is tightening
Very, very frightening me
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low)
I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality
HE’S JUST A POOR BOY, FACING MORTALITY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands?
BISMILLAH NO! WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (wash your hands)
BISMILLAH NO! WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (wash your hands)
BISMILLAH NO! WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS!
(WASH YOUR HANDS!)
(WASH YOUR HANDS!)
(WASH YOUR HANDS!) (never, never, never, wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh!)
No, no, no, no, no
OH mama Mia, Mia (mama Mia wash your hands!)
COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me
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So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand?
So you think we can hang out and not break our plans?
Oh baby, can’t do with me, baby
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever
Oooooh
Curving can get flatter
Anyone can see
Curving can get flatter
Curving can get flatter, you’ll see
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Just look out your windows…
EDIT. Not by me. Sent on WhatsApp, and I`ll pass credit on when known.
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Gold.
Keep em coming, I’m hoarding up till my bans lifted then its game on [emoji867][emoji38]
WE HAVE TO KEEP LAUGHING IT OFF, CAN’T LET THIS BAR STEWARD GRIND US DOWN [emoji109][emoji109]
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Carryfast:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETplsOEWsAMBEMC?format=jpg&name=large
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credit where credit is due.hats off to carryfast for that one… 
dieseldog999:
Carryfast:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETplsOEWsAMBEMC?format=jpg&name=large^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
credit where credit is due.hats off to carryfast for that one… [emoji38]
Agreed [emoji106]
Thats a ■■■■ belter [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
LIFT MY BAN YOUR SWINES I CAN’T BE OUTSHONE IN MY OWN THREAD FFS [emoji20][emoji16]
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Not a meme. Not a joke…but…
BBC R4 every afternoon has the P.M. programme. Normally an hour, it has been extended during the present times, and includes the daily Gov briefings and death figures. Happily they do give a light moment each evening, just before the Six O`Clock News.
To-day it was this. Enjoy.
youtube.com/watch?v=JBJVVhn7iuo
Come on lads get em up hey [emoji106][emoji16]
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