I use my fleshlight for many things including this. I just wring it out then I can use it as a ■■■ you before ringing it out again so I can see in it during the day.
manalishi:
Highly irregular I realise but I had a traffic jam/bladder incident once in the fair town of Abbingdon,managed the project sucessfully I must say but with inevitable trickle back,soon removed via copious scrubbing.Those m&s choc drink bottles just fall short on capacity,this new invention looks the dogs for these type of occurences I’d imagine.
My best mate is notorious for this, on a plane back from a stag do, he saw the queue for the toilet and just turned to the window and let go. I’ve also stood beside him in a crap nightclub as he ordered a drink with a straight face, whilst ■■■■■■■ at the bar 
Drempels:
manalishi:
Highly irregular I realise but I had a traffic jam/bladder incident once in the fair town of Abbingdon,managed the project sucessfully I must say but with inevitable trickle back,soon removed via copious scrubbing.Those m&s choc drink bottles just fall short on capacity,this new invention looks the dogs for these type of occurences I’d imagine.My best mate is notorious for this, on a plane back from a stag do, he saw the queue for the toilet and just turned to the window and let go. I’ve also stood beside him in a crap nightclub as he ordered a drink with a straight face, whilst ■■■■■■■ at the bar
Shocking,positively shocking.
Sadly not available on ebay,damned if I’m giving mi coin to Bezos,you can see how this item would appeal to his business dynamic. 
At “our” age we all remember the wide necked glass Paul Masons Californian carafe wine bottle with the tin top that went back on …and it held enough to last the night 
I find those plastic medical pee bottles a little under capacity especially if you have had a beer to wash your dinner down, if you use it twice it’s likely to be full
Santa:
A 2-pint milk bottle was always good enough for me.
Used to find the neck too small but these days it just falls in 
toshboy
Bring back my rusty old truck with holes in the floor, don’t even need to stop … 