famous last words

I can see my house from here. Thief #1 next to Jesus.

the maoster:
Hang on, I know just how to sort this rubbish picture out. Rod Hull.

We’ll never see Hull go down as Man Utd win ever again.

Hot summers day in London a builder fell from the 12th floor on interviewing whiteness who saw him falling said they only herd on thing said
“ So far
so good “

stingrays love foreplay.

I told the HGV mechanic " The Hand Brake on that DAF 3600 won’t release." He said “OK, bring it over to the workshop and we will have a look at it .”

I only said: To blow the bloody doors off …michael cane