So he started to frott
with his mate on top
Then wondered how
They both ended up in drag.
They woke up feeling itchy
There was no need to be so bitchy.
but the ■■■■■ had been biting the pillow all night.
When he woke up she was quite a sight
which gave him a fright
His eyes were watering.and his groin was aching
Won’t do that again
That internet dating
But he noted some warts
and had second thoughts
About going out with Big Jim
But Jim had a twin
Whose name was Marilyn
And she worked in a brothel in Kings Lyn
She did a bit of this,and little bit of that
Now she’s known as the woman with the big …hat
Some say she is a bit fat with a face like a rat.
Not like her sister who is a cool cat!
A cool ■■■■■ no thanks
I’ll settle for a . . . . .
…a night by the telly watching Tom Hanks.
he was good in splash,with his brother john candy…
then when I saw daryl Hannah I used to get,
Proper randy,in need of a shandy.