Another time, please move on
Well, there was one job that involved abseiling down onto a balcony,
and freeing some arab chaps, who were being held by some other arab chaps.
It taught me so much and gave me a fearless attitude that would serve me well.
I can now walk into any agency in the land, with my limp and my lidl bag,
and command the respect I deserve from the pointy shoe behind the desk.