Sorry to reopen this thread but…
Kevin is now a …wait for it … “Driving instructor” with ProScot & he got the nickname with us at Wisharts after all the damage he caused 
A crackin’ bloke, but just tried too hard to impress.
As Simon added, every country on the side of the trailers had been delivered to, i was regularly in Cz & Hungary myself with either tyres or Velux windows.
I was with Wishart on 2 occasions 89-91 & 95-2001
Simon, are you still in contact with the pig ? Is he still with Pollock ?