You’re actually complaining about 2 weeks■■? welcome to my world… lol 
You’ll be talking in teletubby language before you’re done hahaha. If you’re anything like Patrick, you try to make up for the missed time by giving in to everything they want. He has a hard time handling it if I’m gone for a few hours, I can’t imagine what it would be like if I were gone a couple of weeks. One potential problem is that he already knows your wife’s limits… and with you having limited time alone with him, he’s probably not quite sure of yours…at least not with everyday things,… and he’s gonna test you… hahahahaha Might make ya appreciate the missus just a little bit more.