How many Norfolk drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - we like driving round doing vehicular impressions of Lord Nelson…
(Who came from round these parts btw)
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
43,
1 to notice the lightbulb is blown and complain that its’ failure is the fault of the other party,
12 to form a comittee to discuss the failure of the bulb
5 to form a working party on replacing the bulb
10 to raise objections and campaign that the new bulb shoud be green/enirinmentally friendly/made in their constiuancy etc
and the last 15 to claim credit for the whole thing.
How many truck drivers does it REALLY take to change a lightbulb?
Just one - we’re professionals you know.