wether a good or bad thing i never get approached by tarts, only shirt lifters.
the last time was a few months ago in a large layby with toilets. i was sat in the cab at 11.00 am when a mid fourties bloke pulled up in a mercedes (rep mobile for the boss). he kept winking at me 
being a smart alec i said āgot something in your eye mateā
he said āyes, its piercedā (different eye if you catch my drift).
good job we dont carry wheel braces any more.
anyhow i was a bit zb that he had a smarter answer than i di, so i told him to zb off.
why do truckers attract all the pervs and whores 