Who’s In Charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: “I should be in charge, because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach, “because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the heart, “because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the ■■■■■■, “because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the ■■■■■■ and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the ■■■■■■ should be the boss.
The moral of the story? No matter how smart or important you think you are, there will allways be an R’s-hole in charge.