tread depths…eh. Dont really affect me our garage hot snot at keeping our tyres legal. Only becomes a problems when it is flat at the bottom and 3 in the morning!!!
Man starts courting a beautiful chinese lady. Finally they get it together in the sack when she turns to him and asks what he would like…
A 69 he replies…
Bugger off she says I’m not bloody cooking at this time of the night!!