dozy:
Not a big one
Opened eyes to see clock at 5 am ( times maybe a bit out as long time ago ) , [zb] hell over slept , 3 hrs late , ring t.o , overslept mate , be there ASAP , what , don’t make a [zb] meal out of it we’ve all been late , laughs , oh ■■■■ off ( he was my mate ) I’m on my way
Comes off phones , mrs says what are you doing , what does it look like I’ve overslept , forgot to set the alarm , but your on holiday today , Jesus [zb] Christ , it was no wonder my mate was laughing
I’m not sure any of us could cope with such an exciting life