Bit of light hearted fun ! 
Apparently Le Frogs are trying to impose a ban on the use of the English language in favour of using French and German on alternate days for all future EU business ! But they are hitting problems as English is the first language of Ireland & Malta and then in various degrees English is the chosen second language of most of the other EU members !! 
The Frog hierarchy are going absolutely “Ape ■■■■” about it but I guess they are ■■■■■■■ into the wind if they believe they can alter the EU status quo ! Now I wonder what language Nicola would want to use if Scotland was ever to become independent ? The Gaelic presumably but then again where she was born and bred ( Irvine) English was the language so apart from the fact that She doesn’t speak the Scots native craic She will be ■■■■■■ again ! 
Cheers Bewick.