Here is a new one

Waits for the usual replies from the plobbers, 8hr day men, I won’t get out off bed, union Wannabees, and other nay-sayers.

The advert tells you they expect you to keep it polished, attend truck shows, and go tramping, If that doesn’t suit your needs then don’t apply. There’s lots of firms who attended shows, and on Fridays most are back in the yard early, mucking in washing, down, but so many Companies now don’t want staff to communicate, or talk to each other. Let alone take pride.