Mot advisories

Hell Doze, have you explained to daughter/wife/anyone else on the list, that you ain’t a bloody footballer on £250k a week (well until the fans don’t return, ever, being utterly disgusted at them virtue signalling the latest craze by wearing political labels and kneeling) and in fact you’re a working class bod and your available income is that of said WCB, and if they want a new cloned soft roader with a design life of 7 years they can bloody work or work a bit harder and buy it themselves.

Have a long hard look in the mirror mate and tell the bod looking back to wake up, the world has changed, anyone ■■■■■■■ money up the wall on new cars when the economic and political world is about to shift massively in the wrong direction had better have a rethink.