manalishi:
Or try this for a tall tale,the day I delivered a consignment of frozen cows udders from somewhere near Bordeaux to the dog food facility at Crick,the fridge had an issue,or more likely my lack of knowledge conspired against me,upshot imagine handballing a full load of this defrosting eviscera in a sweltering August heatwave.Another glorious career high
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i would have to say that your story is well up there with uktramps constant tall tales,so all i can say is…pull the udder one… 
sorry,but it was a gift… 