Parcel drivers

[Rowley010]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

[toonsy]

You need to change the bait on your hook.

Mind you, you probably dont as no doubt this will be another thread with the same replies....

[cgscott]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

M6 TOSSER

[good_friend]

Even I'm bored with these now

Get a Life!

[blue estate]

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[cav551]

Well I've just 'searched user's posts' and there was 11 pages with this twaddle coming up so he's going on ignore all from this person.

[jakethesnake]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

[robthedog]

Even your wing man is despairing of you now, I think they call it in fighting !

[dieseldave]

You need to change the bait on your hook.

I'd suggest that simply not taking any bait would be easier for everybody.

[discoman]

I was driving my parcel truck on the M6 last night, as I hung out to over take, I was met with a dirty look from some chap. He couldn't of been no more then 16/17 years of age. I digress, he had the nerve, to speed up and wouldn't let me by.. so much to my annoyance, when he sped off, I moved back over. later on during my shift, I needed to get on the A34, and I see the same truck parked up. It was him again, because I am such an unprofessional and inconsiderate driver. I decided to ignore the count down markers and cut over right at the end. All in the name of getting parcels to the customer as quick as possible.

[nomiS36]

I’m interested to know how you peel your bananas lads. No it’s not a euphemism.
I was listening to something on the radio that said monkeys hold the stalk end and peel from the other end.
I’ve never even given that consideration.

[dieseldog999]

I’m interested to know how you peel your bananas lads. No it’s not a euphemism.
I was listening to something on the radio that said monkeys hold the stalk end and peel from the other end.
I’ve never even given that consideration.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
some monkeys are clever.
thats the easy way to peel bananas.
only agency and schoolkids try and open them from the stalk end.

[nomiS36]

I’m interested to know how you peel your bananas lads. No it’s not a euphemism.
I was listening to something on the radio that said monkeys hold the stalk end and peel from the other end.
I’ve never even given that consideration.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
some monkeys are clever.
thats the easy way to peel bananas.
only agency and schoolkids try and open them from the stalk end.

But I’m neither

[Bigtruck3]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

Were you standing on the bridge when this happened, did you take a picture and put notes in your note book, how high on the list of stobart spotters league are you

[Rowley010]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

It didn’t happen jake. I wouldn’t really do that.

[Win-Stone]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

..... THIS /\ /\ /\ from the muppet who posts about bad driving!!!

[dieseldog999]

I’m interested to know how you peel your bananas lads. No it’s not a euphemism.
I was listening to something on the radio that said monkeys hold the stalk end and peel from the other end.
I’ve never even given that consideration.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
some monkeys are clever.
thats the easy way to peel bananas.
only agency and schoolkids try and open them from the stalk end.

But I’m neither

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watch and learn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy23Oy-aS8E

[Rowley010]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

..... THIS /\ /\ /\ from the muppet who posts about bad driving!!!

This from the Muppet that didn’t read the previous post before posting

[robthedog]

I was driving my parcel truck on the M6 last night, as I hung out to over take, I was met with a dirty look from some chap. He couldn't of been no more then 16/17 years of age. I digress, he had the nerve, to speed up and wouldn't let me by.. so much to my annoyance, when he sped off, I moved back over. later on during my shift, I needed to get on the A34, and I see the same truck parked up. It was him again, because I am such an unprofessional and inconsiderate driver. I decided to ignore the count down markers and cut over right at the end. All in the name of getting parcels to the customer as quick as possible.

Quality

[robthedog]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

It didn’t happen jake. I wouldn’t really do that.

fantasist and a liar by your own admission (you've summed yourself up right there)

[robthedog]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

..... THIS /\ /\ /\ from the muppet who posts about bad driving!!!

This from the Muppet that didn’t read the previous post before posting

3.42pm schools out

[jakethesnake]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

It didn’t happen jake. I wouldn’t really do that.

Good Man, I did not think you would lower your standard to that of the average donut.
But you got all the usual tribe going and brightened the forum up at the same time.

Top work.

[Rowley010]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

It didn’t happen jake. I wouldn’t really do that.

Good Man, I did not think you would lower your standard to that of the average donut.
But you got all the usual tribe going and brightened the forum up at the same time.



Top work.

I just thought that seeing as i normally get abuse for pointing out poor driving, I thought members on here might see me as a hero for saying my standards lowered to that. Just a test.

[Win-Stone]

Truck was overtaking me on the M6 tonight. As it got as far as my window I could see it was a tnt truck. Seeing as they all drive like bell ends I wound up the cruise control to it’s limit to leave him out there for a while.

..... THIS /\ /\ /\ from the muppet who posts about bad driving!!!

This from the Muppet that didn’t read the previous post before posting

Perhaps, if the biggest Muppet of all had actually read the previous post.... he might see that I also replied to his previous mindless drivel....... or do you simply throw opprobrium without checking your facts first? .Oh.... Hold on....
........."Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Maybe you should have taken a lesson from Lincoln and kept shtum?

[mrginge]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

It didn’t happen jake. I wouldn’t really do that.

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[Norfolkinclue1]

Rowley you have disappointed me. I hope you are not going to turn into one of unprofessional lot.
As you know I need your support as some seem to make excuses for all these bad drivers but I may have to go back to my ONE man crusade.


Keep at em lad.

It didn’t happen jake. I wouldn’t really do that.

Good Man, I did not think you would lower your standard to that of the average donut.
But you got all the usual tribe going and brightened the forum up at the same time.

Top work.

Oh yeah, brightened up the forum in much the same way as you’d be brightened up by finding out you had the lowest percentage on the burns unit.........

[the maoster]

I'd suggest that simply not taking any bait would be easier for everybody.

Absolutely spot on advice.

When it used to be known as Chester I actually used to drive along fantasising about meeting it and opening its cartroid artery. Now that can't be healthy and I've since discovered that it's much more satisfying to just ignore it and its ramblings.

Watch me ignore it's inevitable response. Hmmm, perhaps it won't respond now, just to justify itself.

[Bigtruck3]

Is there a special school you go to just to become a stobart spotter do they give you stars if you get good a good photo,