ffs jake youre just provoking argument … are you that bored, give it a rest 
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Nope, not bored at all. Sitting in a bar having a few beers and having an occasional glance at my favourite forum. 
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there has to be absolutely no way that post can possibly be genuine.
obviously it can be imagined without too much imagination that you are sitting as billy no mates alone in a world of solitude and self abuse,but theres no way its in a pub as if your 1 % in reality as you try to be in here,then you would instantly be glassed and enroute to 6 hours of major surgery.
keep it real when your posting pish and make it even slightly believable?