Eu referendum whats your vote

Franglais:
You should be proud of your heritage of course, but why so modern and new fangled? How about our true forebears?
Arent we all descended from AL-288-1, aka Lucy ? Arent we all of Ethiopian heritage? Shouldn`t the English Democrats set up a new branch, to recognise our common ancestry, in Mogadishu?

Great so we dissolve parliament and hand the country over to the Ethiopian government instead of the EU.What could possibly go wrong.