Next Wednesday, September 18th, I am going to Mojacar in Almeria Province in South East Spain
in my capacity as an A.R.S.E…(Alcohol Related Scrutineering Executive). I will be examining the
products of San Miguel, Estrella Damm, Mahou, and several other breweries. It will take about
2 weeks to complete the work…Someone has to do it. I will be disguised as a holidaymaker,
sandals, black socks, shorts, and shades, some of the older bar owners might think that I am
Tony Mapson, returning to settle a long outstanding bar tab. 
Ray Smyth.
