An Indonesian fishing boat? Do they know where they are going or do I have to bring my sextant? 
Well used to coughing, living with a wife who shares all her smoke with me, giving up smoking 50 years ago has made no difference to my lungs. 
And the dole eh? They weren’t giving out dole to a Pommie swagman in 1969, place is obviously on the up and up. 
As to Patrick, best not risk it, a bit too young and delicate for the bulldust I reckon. 