remy:
She’s in for quite a thrill if that airbag goes off.
If there’s an accident there will be a huge amount of giggles from the A&E staff when they have to extract the steering wheel and shaft from her fanny.
Reminds me of when I was dating a student nurse from the A&E at Middlesbrough’s James Cook hospital. Apparently they brought in a prison from the local gaol who had tried to smuggle a mobile phone in by sticking it up his jacksy, problem was it was stuck up there. All the nurses where egging each other on suggesting that someone should get the phone number and ring him up