Yesterday saw a meeting of the Macclesfield Breakfast Club, although it turned out to be an Afternoon Tea Club due to one of the founding members needing some welding work on his gnashers!
Sadly there was a very poor attendance, possibly due to members getting wind of the non-appearance of the chap whose turn it was to foot the bill. AGAIN! No doubt he will come up with the excuse that he knew nothing about the meeting, or he will claim to be so busy amassing his third million that he could not spare an hour - or a few quid- for his so-called mates. Has anyone actually seen the inside of the Punchard wallet?