Tramping... what to expect

pot noodles,pies,chippy teas,kebabs,pizza,chinkys,food of the gods,not forgetting a scrub twice a week with a couple of wetwipes just to keep your klakkerbags smelling sweet.
if your out for a week then you only need the one pair of skiddies.
2 days normal,2 days back to front,and 2 days inside out. then get the misses to take a hammer to them on your day off…job done.
its best to use them to wipe the crumbs from the dash first,no sense in being extravegant.
rocking yourself to sleep like a baby in a cradle from the wash off of the trucks missing your mirrors by mere inches…
the only interruptions are from gays,doggers,and junkie prozzies battering at your door all through the night with the added bonus of a visit from the diesel faries,taliban doing your curtains,or someone smashing in your back doors.
living the dream my good man,thats why nobody likes tramping because conditions are so bad… :slight_smile: