Fastest time between starting a new job and realising it isn

I know someone who went to a place for the first time through agency to do a night shift, saw a light on in the portacabin so he went in…

the guy who was on the phone at the time screamed at him " what you doing in here, no ■■■■■■■ drivers are allowed in my office so ■■■■ off outside and wait for me "

so he did, went back to his car jumped in and went home :laughing: