Years ago working for a chicken factory was in Sunday 3 am to take a new driver with me to show him how to go on. In he walks in to the yard and first thing he says is ‘what the ***** that smell?’ It’s the skip in the corner I says. It’s full of the bits we don’t want . It’s been there since Friday and it being summer it’s getting a bit ripe 
. Not working in that he says and went. 5mins start to finish!
Incidentally it was one of the best jobs I’ve had but tachos came in and spoilt it