The story continues…
A mate, from work and also outside of work, got a call from the whinger, just for a chat, like (apparently).
My mate was gently asking all the right questions and he found out that yes, he DID lie about the incident and readily admitted it.
The reason being…wait for it…
I dropped a washing machine on him the day before and I’m dangerous, a liability, and need to be got rid of 
Err, I think I’d remember dropping a washing machine on someone ffs.
Anyway, this info is being passed on to Agency boss tomorrow, not by me, by someone else.
My 2 weeks probation going out with a senior JL Partner died a death after 2 days and a good report from them. Back to normal now.
And, I’m still on the list of drivers to be guaranteed 4 days a week, so that’s a bonus (In fact, got offered a days OT for today, turned it down, but at least it WAS offered).
Let’s see what tomorrow brings.