Santa:
Juddian:
Odd days:
This delivery space lark is just one of the reasons i was glad to pack the cars in, it’s a nightmare now, the second you stop you’re pubic enema number one.I tried and failed to come up with a suitably witty comment…
You gotta love auto-correct.
Nope, entirely deliberate 
However, your conversations/texts must be interesting if your auto correct comes up with enemas and pubics 