yourhavingalarf:
Mr German car…Driver, frequently sporting M or S line badges who is actually in front of you by half an inch on the slip but decides he can’t make it so slams all on and no doubt makes a vulgar gesture at you. Here’s the best bit, once he’s got out into the traffic behind you, without fail, he’ll show you just how [zb] fast that badged up German flagship car is by blasting past you like a drag racer.
Funny old world innit.
To have got out in front of you would have required him to be A aware of someone else on the road 
, B to make some rough calculations as to where at the current speed/direction each vehicle would be at the end of the acceleration lane , C to make some minor variance in said speed/direction in order for said vehicles not to be alongside at the end of said acceleration lane .
However we have enough bods behind lorry wheels who seem just as unaware, and when both of these muppets meet 