New Supertruckers

ezydriver:

ROADRANGER:
Had one of Metcalfe “supertruckers”
Nearly take my sunvisor off today.
Heading towards immingham on the M180 minding my own business, not a care in the world, I noticed a volvo fh in the distance, gaining on me very slowly.
Eventually he starts to pass me, by this time we’re on the A180.
Before long he has a couple of cars up his jacksey, so before he had a convoy, I backed off and let him in (old school I am).
Of course, Mr Metcalfe the supertrucker who was behind me,was too thick to work out what was going on decided he was passing me but, I had already pressed resume.
So elephants racing ensued.
The turn off for killingholme was ahead, would he pass me?
Was he going off at killingholme?
We are really really close to the slip road,I’m looking down at his indicators for a clue, no, looks like he’s going to stallingborough with his semi low loader and cable drums.
Then, right on the junction, bang,they’re on and in the stupid chimp comes.
What a TOTAL pro.
You are a credit to the regiment sir.
Supertruckers my arse.

Totally in your control mate. You be the pro. You could’ve avoided all that childish muppetry by un-pressing resume for 5 more seconds. It doesn’t hurt, honest.

This, absolutely this. My life is vastly better since I decided backing away from potentional road rage situations was the best bet.