Lorry lives up to it’s logo!

Socketset:

bald bloke:

Winseer:
How about “More Wall, Less Brakes”?
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I passed that Friday lunchtime the driver was just stood there behind the motor. Actually it might have been the driver but the person definitely had a hi vis on !!

Unlikely, bb - the driver was in hospital.

It might have been a driver’s mate that was seen… Especially if it was a young bloke wearing a high viz.
The driver was getting on a bit, and was taken to hospital.

These trucks have a tendency to corner like asteroids when fully laden, so the injuries to said driver - might be something along the lines of a broken arm or two…