Bewick:
Ooh! Pete now I didn’t like to ask if they was Dan’ls heavily soiled “under garments” hanging off those sticky out legs on the back of the load ! By the looks of it there is some fair “skid marks” on them ! Whats he been eating ? Cheers Dennis.
Anything with a pulse really, stray dogs/cats, missionaries from Matlock, beggars from Buxton, nothing is safe up on that mountain he lives on!! 
Be warned…
Pete.