Punchy Dan:
windrush:
rigsby:
He has to scavenge for food Pete , he’s saving up for a new pair of jeans , hand to mouth existence up Middleton .Do you know Dave, my mother wouldn’t have let me leave the house wearing kecks like those even for scratting around under lorries!
The wife’s carers come here with trousers that have more holes than cloth yet pay a small fortune for em, funny old world nowadays aint it?
Good to know you are heading the right way again as well.
Pete.
They are new jeans ,you pair need eye tests ,they look ripped but it’s the sun
Well that’s another long standing myth busted then Dave! I was told by ‘somebody’ that the sun shone out of young Dan’s arse but now it seems it actually comes out of his knees? 
Pete.