FFS!
Everytime I type up a nice, responsive, informational, reply, my PC locks up and I lose it, ■■■■■■■ thing.
Ok, very quickly…before it locks up again…
Cheers Franglais, I´ve never been materialistic. As long as I can pay me bills, eat, and take my daughter out once in a while to catch up, I´m good.
Muckles, yeah, I´m with you on that one.
I have 20,000 sq metres of almond trees, near a village called Zarzadilla de Totana.
In the mountains, snow every Christmas.
I built 2 houses there, solar powered, proper drainage, self contained. Cost an arm and a leg.
Yours for 50k 
No, I feel that I just don´t belong here anymore.
I can´t understand a word of what most people are saying, with the accents and all that. When I signed on at Hackney job centre I had to ask for an interpreter because the womans accent was totally indecipherable, well to me, anyway.
Mebbe it´s just London.