Knob in a car

What were you thinking Robroy, big yellow sign reading A39 ROAD AHEAD CLOSED AT BUCKS CROSS i appreciate you might know
exactly where Bucks X is but…as for oncoming cars well there are numerous villages either side of that road that know
there way around the lanes.
So which village did you frighten with your huge truck Bradworthy or Woolsery perhaps and the Volvo you followed Nigel Hayes
by any chance haha.
Thing is Rob if you had been a good boy and followed the diversion signs you would have come by me and about 4 lengths of
yer truck past is a pullin an you could walked back for a cuppa.
Oh and feel free to annoy the knobs down this way anytime you like.
Cheers Norman.