Blimey I’m barely prepared for life let alone reincarnation/death/belief of choice.
I recently transferred all my savings to the wife’s account so if anything happened to me she would be OK.
Madness I hear you cry, well when the wife asked why ?, I told her money doesn’t mean anything without her anyway.
Now it was at this point I thought I was in for an evening of legendary coitus but I blew it when her next question was ‘well what if I run off with another bloke’.
The correct answer I should have given was ‘then I would cry my eyes out and spend the rest of my life missing you’…
Not ‘the poor bugger will have to invoice me for the rest’.