Dipper_Dave:
2.4 million on the lottery, they said I’d have to have it in two installments 6 months apart of 1.2 million.
Bollox to that I said if your gonna mess me about just forget it and give me my pound back.Sure this jokes older than the cheese on the tip of my todger.
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only if you ignore the one about the gypjop in dublin winning it and wanting to get paid out in travelers cheques… 