Has the country gone soft?

Not many of you on here will know what a teuchter is, but I’m one.
It’s like a hillbilly, but from the highlands and islands in the north and west of Scotland.
Not going to bore you with today’s route, suffice to say did seventy miles on single track, white as a wedding dress.
Solution? Man up, Chain up and shut up. It’s how to gross a grand a day.