ItsJoe:
I’m writing this for my own protection. I woke up at 4am to have a pee next to my trailer and next thing I know I’m being rugby tackled by some cross-eyed man in flip-flops. He begins screaming that he’s security and that he has a dog. At this point he’s on top of me and I’m laying in my own urine along with the driver parked up next to me. This security guard must’ve been on drugs because he sat on top of me for at least 5 minutes before realising I’ the double decker next to him before letting me up and apologising.I’m physically shaken right now. I don’t think I’m going to get back to sleep.
Bloody hell at my age that could of been the end of me , though I only wear my boots / boxers when I get out in the night for a pee , i think the sight of a old man just in his underwear with him todger out is more likely to have them running than attacking , but to be honest I’ve never had any problems .