@ ItsJoe, Tuesday you claimed to be in Denmark, assuming the services you had your altercation is in the uk how the hell did you get there?
From Denmark you need a ferry from Rødby to Puttgarten in Germany, make your way through Hamburg and the roadworks, plus all the other roadworks you’ll no doubt of been stuck in, from there you’d have gone for the Rotterdam boat or possibly Hoek Von Holland and would get on the WEDNESDAY night boat getting you in the UK approx 8 am this morning, yet at 4am you claim to be in a truck park watching willies.