Help to stop the Mrs sell my house

Our ■■■■■ used to bring mice home put them down then bugger off and do something else, only to return later on to the same spot looking all confused as to why the mouse had buggered off.

Woke up many mornings to find a mouse’s head in one room and the body in another, found one in me shoe once.

I’ve also shoved a mouse sextoy up the wife’s ■■■■■…