Speeding ticket

UKtramp:

Dipper_Dave:
I was shocked to see this thread and find it hard to believe that old ‘dances with fridges’ has been caught speeding.

UKt surely your pulling our todgers. Please tell me your pulling mine at least.

Love the name “dances with fridges” D_D and is so apt. As not only am I an accomplished ballroom dancer but I also have a small claim to fame in the dancing stakes. I did a full tour of the television series of dancing on ice, I actually worked on the temporary ice rinks that we used to set up in theaters and outdoors in locations across the country. This is absolutely true and in the full season of doing this you would have actually thought that one of my fellow fridge men who are notorious comedians, would have come up with this name tag. None did. Beats fridge Jesus hands down. I do genuinely believe hat you are one of the greatest todger pullers of our time.

Never mind all that ice, fridge crap, answer the important question…

Did you get a crack at Holly Willoughby??