Loved the sticker I saw on the back of a lorry the other day (I, unfortunately, didn’t notice whose wagon it was - because I want one!)
On the off side was the (obligatory) sign saying “Overtakers”: on the near side was an A4 representation of a gravestone, on which was written (essentially): -
R.I.P.
The moron cyclist who died screaming in agony
after trying to be a smart @rse by diving
down the inside of this lorry while it was turning left
I — so ---- want one.
Anyone?