Driven to Despair - Report on DVLA medical section

astrocan:
Take one standard chimp.
Train it to recognise a tick in a box.
Train it so that if there are enough ticks, it should press Button A, reward with banana or hob-nob
Train it so that if boxes are not ticked, it should press Button B, reward with banana or hob-nob
Attach Button A to automated licence issuing software.
Attach Button B to a black light in an unlit, unoccupied room.
You have created a responsive and efficient licence issuing process that costs only bananas or hob-nobs to run so,
Award yourself a new Audi and a fat pension.

Your name is Oliver Morely.

Sadly this is just about spot on.

I’ve filled in the medical forms they sent to re apply, and have my eye test tomorrow, even though I had one in March this year.

I’ll send it all back to them, expect to hear nothing for weeks and then get knocked back yet again.